Onnit Cyber Monday Sale: Save Up to 25%, Earn 10% More Off, Free Go Packs

Onnit Cyber Monday Sale: Save Up to 25%, Earn 10% More Off, Free Go PacksLike I mentioned on Black Friday, Onnit is having a huge sale, and it’s actually getting better today for Cyber Monday. You can still save up to 25% on supplements, foods, packages, fitness equipment and gear, but you can also save up to an additional 10% based on how much you spend. If you spend $150 or more, you get an additional 5% off. If you spend $250 or more, you get an additional 10% off on top of the aforementioned discounts. That’s bonkers! Plus every order regardless of its amount will receive a free single go pack, which is essentially a single serving of something like Alpha Brain or Shroom Tech Sport.

This incredible Cyber Monday sale ends tonight, Monday, December 2, 2013 at 11:59 PST. Remember that PST is actually three hours behind EST, so that would really be 2:59AM EST.

This is all I’m going to say on the Onnit Cyber Monday Sale. Below is the breakdown of the savings:


Save Up to 30% (and more!) During Onnit’s 2014 Black Friday Cyber Monday Sale

Save Up to 30% (and more!) During Onnit's 2014 Black Friday Cyber Monday Sale

Update: 12/01/2014

Today is Cyber Monday, which means it’s the last day of Onnit’s big Black Friday/Cyber Monday 2014 sale. Before the sale ends, you’ll want to head over to the Onnit website and check out the TPC: Total Primate Care page. TPC includes all of Onnit’s best supplements divided into day and night packs, available in 15 and 30-day supplies. This stuff is normally out of stock, so the fact that it’s actually available and on sale today makes it a no brainer. Stock up while this stuff is on sale and save a ton of money compared to buying the supplements individually. Remember, you have until 11:59PM EST (8:59PM PST) today, December 1, 2014, to save big money.

Update: 11/28/2014

I’ve noticed a lot of people heading to this page looking for Onnit’s Black Friday and Cyber Monday 2014 sales. This is an old post from last year, but is still getting hits from Google, so I figured I’d update this post with information for this year.

Unlike previous years where you could save up to 25% off Onnit products, Onnit has launched its biggest sale of the year, and maybe ever. The company has said that this will be the biggest sale of the year, so I wouldn’t expect a bigger sale on Boxing Day or heading into 2015. That being said, if you’ve held back on buying something or are looking to stock up on supplements or foods you use regularly, this is the time to buy.

Here’s how the 2014 Onnit Black Friday and Cyber Monday sale breaks down:

  • Save 25% off all supplements
  • Save 18% off all foods and fitness equipment
  • Save 30% off all gear (clothes, bags, etc.)
  • Save an additional 5% off on all orders over $150
  • Save an additional 10% off on all orders over $250!

As you can see, this adds up to some serious savings.

If you were interested in the Primal Bells, you can get the whole line at a crazy discount and save a boat load of cash. This works for any of the expensive Onnit exercise equipment actually. And, if you stock up on multiple bottles of supplements you can save a lot. If you need a new blender, the Blendtec WildSide–which retails for $500 on the Onnit website–is available for about $336 this weekend. This is MADNESS!

It’s a cliche, I know, but literally the more you buy the more you save in the long run.

So click here to check out the special Black Friday and Cyber Monday page that Onnit has posted for a full breakdown of the sale, which ends at 11:59PM EST on Monday, December 1, 2014. You still have all weekend, but don’t put it off and wait because stuff sells out often. The Zombie Bells are out of stock, the Total Primate Care is out of stock, and who knows what could be next.

Have a great weekend everybody!

In my post earlier today I mentioned how I was going to tone down the Onnit posts on this blog, so I’ll keep this one short and sweet.

Like every other online and brick and mortar store, Onnit is having a sale this Black Friday, and it’s the best one of the year. If there are any supplements supplements, foods, package deals, or fitness gear that you’ve had your eye on, now’s the time to pull the trigger. Some of this stuff can also make a great Christmas gift as well, so there’s that to think about too. At any rate, there are some great deals, so act quickly, because some of this stuff is sure to go out of stock over the weekend.

And for the record, this sale includes everything from Primal Bells and Zombie Bells to Onnit 180 drink mix, Total Primate Care, Hemp Force, T+ testosterone booster, Alpha Brain, Blendtec blenders, and everything else.

Here’s the breakdown of the savings during Onnit’s Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale:

This sale starts on Friday, November 29, 2013 at 12AM EST. So to those of us who don’t go to bed at 9PM, this means Thursday night at midnight everything goes on sale. The sale is on all weekend and concludes on Cyber Monday (Monday, December 2, 2013) at 11:59 PST. Remember that PST is actually three hours behind EST, so that would really be 2:59AM EST. Confused yet? Me too. Not sure why Onnit chose to list these times in two time zones, but there you have it. Visit onnit.com sometime this weekend after midnight tonight (but before midnight on Monday night) and you can save up to 25% off everything.

Onnit 180 Drink Mix Now Available!

Onnit 180 Drink Mix Now Available!I’m on holidays this week so I’ve been away from the computer, but I thought I’d type up this quick blog post to let everyone know that Onnit 180 drink mix powder is now available! I first wrote about this months ago–late spring or early summer, if I remember correctly–so this is a long time coming. I’ve been really excited about this product!

So in a nutshell, Onnit 180 is a rejuvenating drink mix that’s filled with vitamins and nutrients. I first heard Aubrey talk about Onnit 180 on Joey Diaz’s podcast The Church of What’s Happening Now and he said that it is a great product for anyone who suffers from jet lag, or for when you’re hungover. It’s actually like a few Onnit supplements combined: you get the cognitive enhancing and neurotransmitter benefits of Alpha Brain, the adaptogens from Shroom Tech Sport, 5-HTP from New Mood, along with minerals to boost the immune system and some new ingredients as well. Basically Onnit 180 is great for any situation where the body feels stress, like jet lag and hangovers of course, but when you’re feeling down or when you need Alpha Brain’s effects to hit you faster than taking the supplement in capsule form.

Onnit 180 powder drink mix is now available on the Onnit website and it comes in boxes of 10. It’s priced at about $30 for a box of 10, which can seem expensive, but keep in mind this isn’t Kool-Aid. It’s also not medicine, but you should treat it that way: taking it only when you need, not when you’re thirsty. Having a box at the office, at home, and one for the suitcase will ensure that you’re always covered when stress from flying, drinking, or working becomes overwhelming.

Last Chance to Save 16% Off Supplements at Onnit!

Last Chance to Save 16% Off Supplements at Onnit!At the time of writing, there is currently just under 15 hours left to save 16% off any of the supplements available at Onnit. As far as I know, this only applies to the Onnit-branded supplements, so anything that doesn’t carry an Onnit logo you won’t be able to save money on. That being said, all the “greatest hits” in the Onnit supplement catalog qualify for the discount, including Alpha Brain, Shroom Tech Immune (protection from the impending cold and flu season), Shroom Tech Sport, New Mood, along with the T+ testosterone booster. The Onnit supplements page has a full list of everything that’s available.

To take advantage of the supplement sale and save yourself 16% off your order, just enter in the Onnit coupon code FALL16 during the checkout process.  You have until 11:59 CST tonight, which is 12:59AM EST or 9:59PM PST.

(Update 10/28/13: The Onnit Zombie Bell Kettlebells are now available!) On another Onnit-related note, the Zombie Bell has NOT been released yet. I’m seeing in my stats that a few people have found Tight Lightning while looking for the undead kettlebell, but the zombie bell isn’t out yet. I haven’t listened to the latest episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, but me thinks Joe must have mentioned it. At any rate, as soon as it’s released, I’ll have all the details, pictures, and links available here.

Save 16% Off All Onnit Supplements

Save 16% Off All Onnit SupplementsThe 25% off fitness gear sale at Onnit ended yesterday and right on its heels Onnit has started a new sale, this time slashing the prices of its supplements by 16%. The idea for this sale is that you’re going to be eating a lot of garbage over the holidays with Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas all falling within the next 10 weeks, so you might as well eat better and work out before you go off the rails.

So what can you save money on? the classics like Alpha Brain, Shroom Tech Immune (great for the upcoming cold and flu season), Shroom Tech Sport, New Mood, along with the T+ testosterone booster, and some other stuff as well. Check out the Onnit supplements page for a full listing.

To save 16% off Onnit supplements you need to enter in the coupon code FALL16 during the checkout process. This is not like the fitness sale where prices were automatically lowered, so you’ll need to enter in the code FALL16 to save some money. This sale ends in a little under a week on October 16, 2013 at 11:59 CST, which is 12:59AM EST or 9:59PM PST.

Onnit Total Primate Care Back in Stock!

Onnit Total Primate Care Back in Stock!As of June 19, 2014 Onnit Total Primate Care is back in stock! Save $30 off the regular price when you buy a 30-day supply!

Onnit Total Primate Care (or Onnit TPC for short) has been out of stock for a long while. Apparently it’s a very popular product, and it’s easy to see why. Total Primate Care gives you a wide range of Onnit’s human optimization products in one convenient package.

The nice thing about Onnit Total Primate Care is that it takes any of the thinking out of taking your supplements. It may seem like a trivial thing, but when you’re taking a wide range of supplements each day and you have a lot of other things on your mind, you may forget to take some, or take them and not remember that you did! Onnit TPC makes this easy.

For those who don’t know, what Onnit Total Primate Care does is provide you with a wide range of supplements in day and night packs. You can buy Onnit TPC in 15 day and 30 day supplies. So, the 15 day supply would contain 30 packages: 15 day and 15 night, and the 30 day pack has 60 packages: 30 day and 30 night. Each of the packs contains capsules of Onnit products like New Mood, Shroom Tech Immune, Alpha Brain, Shroom Tech Sport, and more. Click here for a full breakdown of the supplements in the day and night packs.

As I said, the advantage to Onnit TPC is that it’s fool proof. Throw a pack in your bag before you leave for the day and you’re set. Put a pack by your bedside so you don’t forget to take it at night. It’s easy, the supplements will make you feel better, and Onnit Total Primate Care is far cheaper than buying all of the supplements individually.

Why I Miss Cigarettes

Why I Miss CigarettesThere are many reasons why smoking is awful for you and everyone knows what they are. Aside from all the negative effects on your health, they can make you feel like shit and make you smell even worse. I used to smoke up to a pack a day, and aside from all the bad things about smoking, there are some reasons why I miss smoking.

For one, cigarettes help suppress your appetite. That’s likely why so many models smoke. You wake up, light up a smoke, and you’re good for an hour or so. Have another one and a cup of coffee, and you don’t even really feel that hungry. I would go hours and hours on just coffee and cigarettes and would feel fine. At that point in my life, I was around 140 lbs. and stood 6′ tall, which is probably unhealthy. But I looked good!

Another thing I miss about smoking is the boost in energy and focus. I found that smoking a cigarette was like a kick in my ass that would help me focus on whatever it was I was doing, whether it was cleaning my house, writing a blog post, or whatever other task was at hand. I would also use cigarettes as a reward, allowing myself to have one whenever I completed another chore on my to-do list for the day.

Obviously I realize that quitting smoking was a wise decision and that my body would thank me in the long run. Nevertheless, there are times when I wish that I could light one up to help curb my appetite or use them as motivation to complete a list of tasks that I need to finish. Still, the negatives outweigh any positives, and now I have to look for other healthier ways to help curb my appetite and to keep me motivated to work throughout each day. Believe it or not, things like Alpha Brain and Shroom Tech Sport can help in the areas of energy and focus, but I do miss the ritual of lighting one up each morning with a hot cup of coffee.

What are Nootropics?

What are Nootropics?If you’ve listened to The Joe Rogan Experience then you’ve likely heard Joe talk about the Onnit product Alpha Brain and nootropics in general. He tries to break down as succinctly as possible what nootropics are and how they can benefit those who take nootropics. As someone who takes Alpha Brain regularly, I wanted to look a little further into nootropics and figure out exactly what they are.

The word “nootropic” is a combination of the Greek words for “mind” and “to bend or turn” and was coined in 1972 by Romanian Dr. Corneliu E. Giurgea. While that definition may sound like it would include mind-altering drugs, for something to fall into the category of a nootropic as defined by Dr. Giurgea it must meet certain criteria. For example, a nootropic must enhance learning and memory; enhance learned behaviors under conditions which are known to disrupt them; protect the brain from physical or chemical injury; enhance the brain’s control mechanisms; contain very low toxicity, negative side-effects, and lack the effects of psychotropic drugs.

As you can see, a nootropic (or “smart drugs” as they’re often called) must provide positive effects to the brain rather than anything negative, and certainly no effects resembling any sort of drug. In the case of Alpha Brain, many users report a wide range of positive effects. These include the ability to remain calm during times of stress, the ability to clearly focus on the task at hand, and the ability to make decisions more quickly.

Virtually everyone will experience some positive effects from taking a nootropic like Onnit’s Alpha Brain, including incredibly vivid lucid dreams. But those who can benefit the most from a product like Alpha Brain are people who spend a great deal of time focusing on a task that requires a clear mind. Writers, public speakers, and poker players all take Alpha Brain and benefit from its ability to clear the fog from the mind and increase mental drive, focus, and clarity.

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Onnit Alpha Brain Review (Updated)

Onnit Alpha Brain ReviewBack in April I wrote my first review of Alpha Brain. I wrote about whether Joe Rogan’s claims about the nootropic were true or not and whether I felt the effects. I did, and I was rather impressed with the product despite my skepticism before taking Alpha Brain. What I wanted to do today is write an updated long term Alpha Brain review with my feelings about the product after taking it regularly for about four months.

After taking Alpha Brain for an extended period of time, I can say that I’m still feeling the effects. It’s funny, because after taking the product for so long, you get used to it. You grow accustomed to increased mental clarity and sharpness, and of course the vivid dreams as well. It’s only after you go off it for a bit and then return to “normal” and then begin taking it again that you realize “oh, so it does make a noticeable difference after all!”

The one complaint one could make with Alpha Brain is the cost. It retails for $35 for a bottle of 30 capsules. You’d think that bottle would last an entire month, but it doesn’t. In reality, there will be times when you want to take more than one Alpha Brain per day. When you’re studying, giving a speech or presentation, and of course before bed as well. So there could be days when you want to take two or even three per day. Joe has said on his podcast that he will take three or four before doing a podcast or performing stand-up.

I tend to take about two per day on average. Rather than ordering two bottles of 30 capsules for $70, I take advantage of Onnit’s Alpha Brain twin pack deal which has two bottles of 30 capsules for a little under $60, so the savings are a little over $10 doing it this way. So I’m spending about $60 per month on Alpha Brain. This may seem like a lot, but to be perfectly honest, I feel that the benefits I receive from taking Alpha Brain are worth the cost each month. At first it may seem difficult to budget for it, but over time you get used to spending the money and find a way to make it work within your budget.

If you’re like I was and you’re a little skeptical about how Alpha Brain performs and whether it will work for you, I encourage you to take advantage of Onnit’s money back guarantee. Order a 30-capsule bottle of Alpha Brain, give it a try, and see if it works for you. If you don’t feel any of the effects or feel that it doesn’t live up to your expectations, you can get your money back within 90 days of your order and you don’t even have to return the remained of your capsules. It’s a win-win situation. If it works for you, great! If it doesn’t, you can put your curiosity to rest and get your money back as well.

Onnit Product Update

Onnit Product UpdateI received an email from Onnit yesterday stating that it has good and bad news. The good news for the company is that it has been receiving a lot of orders for some of its products. The bad news for the consumers like us is that a lot of products are out of stock. You may have noticed that over the past couple of weeks, things like Total Primate Care, chimp primal bells, Hemp Force bars, and the T+ testosterone supplement are out of stock. Onnit has said that T+ will be back in stock within the next two weeks while Total Primate Care should be back in stock in about six weeks.

Speaking of primal bells, the ape primal bell release date will be sometime this week. I’m not sure exactly when it will be, but when the ape primal bell drops in a few days, both the new ape primal bell and the chimp primal bell will be in stock and ready to ship. Check back here and I’ll have a post about the new ape primal bell as soon as it is released.

In the meantime, Onnit suggests giving Alpha Brain a try if you haven’t yet. Alpha Brain is available in 30 and 90 capsule bottles, or it’s available in a twin pack at a discounted price. Alpha Brain qualifies for the 90-day money back guarantee as well, so if you’re not happy with the product, you can return it for a full refund. This is a good chance to try it out if you haven’t yet.