Onnit Cyber Monday Sale: Save Up to 25%, Earn 10% More Off, Free Go Packs

Onnit Cyber Monday Sale: Save Up to 25%, Earn 10% More Off, Free Go PacksLike I mentioned on Black Friday, Onnit is having a huge sale, and it’s actually getting better today for Cyber Monday. You can still save up to 25% on supplements, foods, packages, fitness equipment and gear, but you can also save up to an additional 10% based on how much you spend. If you spend $150 or more, you get an additional 5% off. If you spend $250 or more, you get an additional 10% off on top of the aforementioned discounts. That’s bonkers! Plus every order regardless of its amount will receive a free single go pack, which is essentially a single serving of something like Alpha Brain or Shroom Tech Sport.

This incredible Cyber Monday sale ends tonight, Monday, December 2, 2013 at 11:59 PST. Remember that PST is actually three hours behind EST, so that would really be 2:59AM EST.

This is all I’m going to say on the Onnit Cyber Monday Sale. Below is the breakdown of the savings:


Save Up to 30% (and more!) During Onnit’s 2014 Black Friday Cyber Monday Sale

Save Up to 30% (and more!) During Onnit's 2014 Black Friday Cyber Monday Sale

Update: 12/01/2014

Today is Cyber Monday, which means it’s the last day of Onnit’s big Black Friday/Cyber Monday 2014 sale. Before the sale ends, you’ll want to head over to the Onnit website and check out the TPC: Total Primate Care page. TPC includes all of Onnit’s best supplements divided into day and night packs, available in 15 and 30-day supplies. This stuff is normally out of stock, so the fact that it’s actually available and on sale today makes it a no brainer. Stock up while this stuff is on sale and save a ton of money compared to buying the supplements individually. Remember, you have until 11:59PM EST (8:59PM PST) today, December 1, 2014, to save big money.

Update: 11/28/2014

I’ve noticed a lot of people heading to this page looking for Onnit’s Black Friday and Cyber Monday 2014 sales. This is an old post from last year, but is still getting hits from Google, so I figured I’d update this post with information for this year.

Unlike previous years where you could save up to 25% off Onnit products, Onnit has launched its biggest sale of the year, and maybe ever. The company has said that this will be the biggest sale of the year, so I wouldn’t expect a bigger sale on Boxing Day or heading into 2015. That being said, if you’ve held back on buying something or are looking to stock up on supplements or foods you use regularly, this is the time to buy.

Here’s how the 2014 Onnit Black Friday and Cyber Monday sale breaks down:

  • Save 25% off all supplements
  • Save 18% off all foods and fitness equipment
  • Save 30% off all gear (clothes, bags, etc.)
  • Save an additional 5% off on all orders over $150
  • Save an additional 10% off on all orders over $250!

As you can see, this adds up to some serious savings.

If you were interested in the Primal Bells, you can get the whole line at a crazy discount and save a boat load of cash. This works for any of the expensive Onnit exercise equipment actually. And, if you stock up on multiple bottles of supplements you can save a lot. If you need a new blender, the Blendtec WildSide–which retails for $500 on the Onnit website–is available for about $336 this weekend. This is MADNESS!

It’s a cliche, I know, but literally the more you buy the more you save in the long run.

So click here to check out the special Black Friday and Cyber Monday page that Onnit has posted for a full breakdown of the sale, which ends at 11:59PM EST on Monday, December 1, 2014. You still have all weekend, but don’t put it off and wait because stuff sells out often. The Zombie Bells are out of stock, the Total Primate Care is out of stock, and who knows what could be next.

Have a great weekend everybody!

In my post earlier today I mentioned how I was going to tone down the Onnit posts on this blog, so I’ll keep this one short and sweet.

Like every other online and brick and mortar store, Onnit is having a sale this Black Friday, and it’s the best one of the year. If there are any supplements supplements, foods, package deals, or fitness gear that you’ve had your eye on, now’s the time to pull the trigger. Some of this stuff can also make a great Christmas gift as well, so there’s that to think about too. At any rate, there are some great deals, so act quickly, because some of this stuff is sure to go out of stock over the weekend.

And for the record, this sale includes everything from Primal Bells and Zombie Bells to Onnit 180 drink mix, Total Primate Care, Hemp Force, T+ testosterone booster, Alpha Brain, Blendtec blenders, and everything else.

Here’s the breakdown of the savings during Onnit’s Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale:

This sale starts on Friday, November 29, 2013 at 12AM EST. So to those of us who don’t go to bed at 9PM, this means Thursday night at midnight everything goes on sale. The sale is on all weekend and concludes on Cyber Monday (Monday, December 2, 2013) at 11:59 PST. Remember that PST is actually three hours behind EST, so that would really be 2:59AM EST. Confused yet? Me too. Not sure why Onnit chose to list these times in two time zones, but there you have it. Visit onnit.com sometime this weekend after midnight tonight (but before midnight on Monday night) and you can save up to 25% off everything.

The Howler Primal Bell from Onnit Now Available!

The Howler Primal Bell from Onnit Now Available!I know everyone is all excited about the new Onnit Zombie Bells, and I am too. I say “bells” plural because there is more than one. Aubrey Marcus said on a recent episode of The Joe Rogan Experience podcast that there will actually be four Zombie Bells kettlebells in various sizes. So, it looks like this will be an ongoing thing for Onnit: kettlebells in four different varieties each with a different look. (Update 10/28/13: Zombie Bells now available!)

The first of these stylized kettlebells was of course the series of Primal Bells. Three were first released; the chimp, the ape, and then the orangutan, and yesterday the fourth in the series was released. This one is called The Howler!

The Howler is the smallest of the Primal Bells, weighing just a half pood, or 18 lbs. in terms we can all understand. This one looks like a screaming chimp with his fangs exposed. While it’s the smallest of the Primal Bells, it’s definitely the most menacing looking!

Like all the Primal Bells, The Howler is crafted from chip-resistant iron that will stand up to regular wear and tear and rusting as well. You can use this like a savage and keep it on display in the meantime. It’s a work of art that’s perfectly balanced, meaning you can use it like a traditional kettlebell and it won’t feel any different. It just looks infinitely more badass than a cannonball with a handle attached to it.

Check out the whole line of Primal Bells at Onnit, and if you haven’t bought any yet, you can buy all four in a bundle at a significant savings. You can save 15% total when you purchase all at once! But make sure you save up a bit of money for the Zombie Bells which are now available, just in time for Halloween!.

Check out this 360 degree view of the new Howler:

Onnit The Howler Primal Bell Kettlebell 360 Degree View

Onnit Kettlebell Wristguards

Onnit Kettlebell WristguardsWhen I first started doing kettlebells, I did them without the help or guidance of a professional. I used videos and would follow along as best as I could. The one thing that jumped out to me right away was the kettlebell hitting my wrist. I wasn’t sure if I was doing them wrong or if the kettlebell slamming into the wrist was something you have to get used to.

It turns out that doing certain moves like snatches, cleans, and jerks, will lead you to bump your wrist with the kettlebell. If you’re doing things properly it shouldn’t really hurt you, and it definitely shouldn’t cause any broken bones–in which case you’re really doing things wrong–but I can completely understand how some people would find it uncomfortable. Fortunately, there is a solution.

As I mentioned, I use kettlebells and have experienced slight discomfort from time to time while using them, but I never thought there was actually a product specifically for kettlebell users who want to protect their wrists. Of course Onnit comes to the rescue again, emailing me information about its brand new kettlebell wristguards.

While at first glance the Onnit kettlebell wristguards just look like overstuffed wristbands, they actually contain plastic “armor” inserts for additional protection. The wristguards work as sweatbands as well, so the kettlebell won’t slide around as much as it would on a sweaty arm. And don’t think that this is a product that is only for beginners who don’t know what they’re doing. Onnit recommends its kettlebell wristguards for beginners and intermediate users who are still working on their form, and for expert users who perform vigorous high-rep kettlebell exercises regularly.

Look Good Naked with Onnit Challenges

Look Good Naked with Onnit ChallengesFor someone who is new to the world of eating better and exercising regularly, leading a healthy lifestyle can definitely be overwhelming at first. Maybe not so much the eating part, since eating is something we all do multiple times per day, but exercising certainly can be. When I first began, I didn’t know where to start, so I took Joe Rogan’s advice and bought some kettlebells and went for it.

Onnit has gone a step further and come up with a series of challenges to help you improve yourself. Each of these challenges has a very specific theme or goal, but ultimately you’re going to feel better, look better, and be in better overall shape upon completion of any of these challenges. Having a clearly defined goal is a great idea for anyone who finds they lose focus or motivation when it comes to exercising and eating right.

The first of the challenges that Onnit has created is the Onnit Primal Challenge. Essentially, this challenge is going to get you in caveman shape. You’ll be able to run, hunt, and make babies just like our cromagnon ancestors. This is achieved through a combination of exercise, diet, and supplementation, and it takes five weeks to complete.

If five weeks seems daunting and you just want to look good with your shirt off, the Onnit Naked Challenge is for you. This workout will certainly improve your health, but it’s designed to improve your self-confidence most of all. The exercises in this challenge are designed to help burn fat and calories even after you’re done working out.

Check out both the Onnit Primal Challenge and Onnit Naked Challenge if you’re looking to take the first step towards changing your life. Everything you need is on each of the challenge’s pages, including an introduction video, exercise routines, along with food and supplement packages designed for all budgets.

Onnit 1.5 Pood Orangutan Primal Bell Released!

Onnit 1.5 Pood Orangutan Primal Bell Released!This came out of nowhere! I literally had no idea that this was in the pipeline and then BOOM! Onnit drops the 1.5 pood orangutan Primal Bell with very little fanfare.

This new 1.5 pood orangutan Primal Bell weighs just over 54 pounds, placing it right in between the original one pood chimp kettlebell and the two pood gorilla kettlebell. This is great if you found the original chimp kettlebell too light or the gorilla kettlebell too heavy. Or, do what a lot of other people do and pick one up to keep it on display!

The orangutan Primal Bell is made from the same amazing coated iron as the other Primal Bells so they’re extremely durable and resistant to rust and chips. They’ll look incredible for years whether you’re working out with them or displaying them like artwork, which I would say they are. They are not only amazingly sculpted, but they’re perfectly balanced as well so all Primal Bells feel like a regular kettlebell when you’re using it. That alone is a feat of engineering and design.

Visit the Onnit website NOW to order an orangutan Primal Bell before they’re sold out, as they’re only available for a limited time. If you haven’t already, pick up a one pood chimp Primal Bell and the two pood gorilla Primal Bell while you’re at it.

Onnit has also started working with charities to help keep our primal ancestors alive and to prevent extinction, starting with The Orangutan Project. You can read more about this alliance here. It’s good to know that not only are you getting a badass set of kettlebells, but you’re doing a small part to help keep a magnificent species of animals alive and around for generations to come.

Check out a 360 degree view of the new Onnit 1.5 pood orangutan Primal Bell kettlebell below:

Onnit Orangutan Primal Bell 360 Degree View

Onnit 2 Pood Gorilla Primal Bell Kettlebell Released!

Onnit 2 Pood Gorilla Primal Bell Kettlebell Released!The day has finally come! The two pood (72 lb.) Onnit gorilla primal bell kettlebell has finally been released! Without any fanfare (read: Onnit never emailed me about it) the new two pood ape primal bell has been added to the Onnit website and it is in stock and ready to ship. The one pood (36 lb.) chimp primal bell has also been restocked and is available to be purchased as well.

This new gorilla primal bell is made from the same high quality coated iron as the original Onnit kettlebells and the chimp primal bell too. It is highly resistant to both rust and chipping, so whether you choose to actually use the primal bell for working out, or if you’re buying one simply to display and admire, it will look good for years to come. You’ll probably die before the primal bell wears out. They’re that tough.

In terms of looks, the new ape primal bell has also been 3D scanned like the chimp primal bell, and it has been perfectly sculpted to ensure that it’s balanced. This means that there’s no learning curve going from a traditional round kettlebell to a new primal bell. When you’re using it, the primal bell will feel balanced and you’ll be able to swing it around just like a regular kettlebell. And, when you’re done working out, you don’t need to hide them away in the closet. Keep them out in the open, use them as a door stop or paper weight. They’re a conversation starter for sure!

Both the original one pood chimp primal bell and the two pood gorilla primal bell are available ONLY at the Onnit website and are available for a limited time. When they’re gone, there’s no telling if or when they’ll be back in stock. I’ve already ordered one. My chimp primal bell is lonely and needs a friend!

Check out a 360 degree view of the new gorilla primal bell below:

Onnit Gorilla Primal Bell 360 Degree View

Onnit Product Update

Onnit Product UpdateI received an email from Onnit yesterday stating that it has good and bad news. The good news for the company is that it has been receiving a lot of orders for some of its products. The bad news for the consumers like us is that a lot of products are out of stock. You may have noticed that over the past couple of weeks, things like Total Primate Care, chimp primal bells, Hemp Force bars, and the T+ testosterone supplement are out of stock. Onnit has said that T+ will be back in stock within the next two weeks while Total Primate Care should be back in stock in about six weeks.

Speaking of primal bells, the ape primal bell release date will be sometime this week. I’m not sure exactly when it will be, but when the ape primal bell drops in a few days, both the new ape primal bell and the chimp primal bell will be in stock and ready to ship. Check back here and I’ll have a post about the new ape primal bell as soon as it is released.

In the meantime, Onnit suggests giving Alpha Brain a try if you haven’t yet. Alpha Brain is available in 30 and 90 capsule bottles, or it’s available in a twin pack at a discounted price. Alpha Brain qualifies for the 90-day money back guarantee as well, so if you’re not happy with the product, you can return it for a full refund. This is a good chance to try it out if you haven’t yet.

Enter to Win an Onnit Primal Bell Package

Enter to Win an Onnit Primal Bell PackageSee that ugly guy to the right? That’s the new two pood (72 lbs.) ape primal bell that Onnit will be releasing soon. If you’d like one of these ape kettlebells but don’t want to pay for it, you can visit the Onnit Labs Facebook page to enter a contest to win the new gorilla primal bell along with a gorilla tank top and a tub of Onnit T+ testosterone supplement. You will also get priority presale access to preorder the gorilla kettlebell when the time comes. If that sounds like too much work to you, you can just bookmark this blog and I’ll let you know as soon as the new primal bell drops, which should be very soon!

Onnit One Pood Chimp Primal Bell Kettlebell Review

Onnit One Pood Chimp Primal Bell Kettlebell ReviewA month or two ago Onnit dropped the first in its trilogy of Primal Bells, the one pood chimp kettlebell. What is a pood exactly? One pood is the equivalent of 36.11 lbs. Why measure a kettlebell in an obscure measurement of weight? Well, the origins of kettlebells can be traced back to Russia, where a pood is a unit of measure that’s in use in that part of the world.

The first of Onnit’s Primal Bells features the face of an angry chimp. As Joe Rogan says, he looks like he’s ready to bite your dick off. Growing out from the side of his head between his ears is the handle you use to swing and lift the kettlebell. One might think that because this Primal Bell is crafted in the shape of a primate’s face rather than a perfectly round, symmetrical ball that the weight wouldn’t be distributed evenly, which is something you would notice when working out, but I can say that this isn’t the case. The chimp kettlebell is perfectly balanced, so when you’re blasting through a kettlebell workout, you won’t even notice the difference between a traditional kettlebell compared to a Primal Bell.

In terms of construction, this is a solidly built piece of equipment. It’s crafted from the same high quality chip and rust resistant coated iron as Onnit’s regular kettlebells, but it’s infinitely more badass. What’s different from regular kettlebells aside from the chimp face is the thicker handle, which will work towards improving your grip strength even more compared to a conventional kettlebell.

So can I recommend that you buy the chimp Primal Bell over a regular kettlebell? If you’re in the market for a kettlebell between 30 and 40 lbs., then I can absolutely recommend it. The face and thicker handle alone justify the slightly higher price tag compared to a plain ol’ cannonball with a handle sticking out of it. You’ll get just as good of a work out, boost your grip strength, and you can display them in your house when they’re not in use. Pick up a couple of chimp Primal Bells, the new Keith Weber Extreme Kettlebell Cardio Workout 2: Exceed Your Limits DVD and prepare to have your dick kicked in the dirt.