Onnit Cyber Monday Sale: Save Up to 25%, Earn 10% More Off, Free Go Packs

Onnit Cyber Monday Sale: Save Up to 25%, Earn 10% More Off, Free Go PacksLike I mentioned on Black Friday, Onnit is having a huge sale, and it’s actually getting better today for Cyber Monday. You can still save up to 25% on supplements, foods, packages, fitness equipment and gear, but you can also save up to an additional 10% based on how much you spend. If you spend $150 or more, you get an additional 5% off. If you spend $250 or more, you get an additional 10% off on top of the aforementioned discounts. That’s bonkers! Plus every order regardless of its amount will receive a free single go pack, which is essentially a single serving of something like Alpha Brain or Shroom Tech Sport.

This incredible Cyber Monday sale ends tonight, Monday, December 2, 2013 at 11:59 PST. Remember that PST is actually three hours behind EST, so that would really be 2:59AM EST.

This is all I’m going to say on the Onnit Cyber Monday Sale. Below is the breakdown of the savings:

Save Up to 30% (and more!) During Onnit’s 2014 Black Friday Cyber Monday Sale

Save Up to 30% (and more!) During Onnit's 2014 Black Friday Cyber Monday Sale

Update: 12/01/2014

Today is Cyber Monday, which means it’s the last day of Onnit’s big Black Friday/Cyber Monday 2014 sale. Before the sale ends, you’ll want to head over to the Onnit website and check out the TPC: Total Primate Care page. TPC includes all of Onnit’s best supplements divided into day and night packs, available in 15 and 30-day supplies. This stuff is normally out of stock, so the fact that it’s actually available and on sale today makes it a no brainer. Stock up while this stuff is on sale and save a ton of money compared to buying the supplements individually. Remember, you have until 11:59PM EST (8:59PM PST) today, December 1, 2014, to save big money.

Update: 11/28/2014

I’ve noticed a lot of people heading to this page looking for Onnit’s Black Friday and Cyber Monday 2014 sales. This is an old post from last year, but is still getting hits from Google, so I figured I’d update this post with information for this year.

Unlike previous years where you could save up to 25% off Onnit products, Onnit has launched its biggest sale of the year, and maybe ever. The company has said that this will be the biggest sale of the year, so I wouldn’t expect a bigger sale on Boxing Day or heading into 2015. That being said, if you’ve held back on buying something or are looking to stock up on supplements or foods you use regularly, this is the time to buy.

Here’s how the 2014 Onnit Black Friday and Cyber Monday sale breaks down:

  • Save 25% off all supplements
  • Save 18% off all foods and fitness equipment
  • Save 30% off all gear (clothes, bags, etc.)
  • Save an additional 5% off on all orders over $150
  • Save an additional 10% off on all orders over $250!

As you can see, this adds up to some serious savings.

If you were interested in the Primal Bells, you can get the whole line at a crazy discount and save a boat load of cash. This works for any of the expensive Onnit exercise equipment actually. And, if you stock up on multiple bottles of supplements you can save a lot. If you need a new blender, the Blendtec WildSide–which retails for $500 on the Onnit website–is available for about $336 this weekend. This is MADNESS!

It’s a cliche, I know, but literally the more you buy the more you save in the long run.

So click here to check out the special Black Friday and Cyber Monday page that Onnit has posted for a full breakdown of the sale, which ends at 11:59PM EST on Monday, December 1, 2014. You still have all weekend, but don’t put it off and wait because stuff sells out often. The Zombie Bells are out of stock, the Total Primate Care is out of stock, and who knows what could be next.

Have a great weekend everybody!


In my post earlier today I mentioned how I was going to tone down the Onnit posts on this blog, so I’ll keep this one short and sweet.

Like every other online and brick and mortar store, Onnit is having a sale this Black Friday, and it’s the best one of the year. If there are any supplements supplements, foods, package deals, or fitness gear that you’ve had your eye on, now’s the time to pull the trigger. Some of this stuff can also make a great Christmas gift as well, so there’s that to think about too. At any rate, there are some great deals, so act quickly, because some of this stuff is sure to go out of stock over the weekend.

And for the record, this sale includes everything from Primal Bells and Zombie Bells to Onnit 180 drink mix, Total Primate Care, Hemp Force, T+ testosterone booster, Alpha Brain, Blendtec blenders, and everything else.

Here’s the breakdown of the savings during Onnit’s Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale:

This sale starts on Friday, November 29, 2013 at 12AM EST. So to those of us who don’t go to bed at 9PM, this means Thursday night at midnight everything goes on sale. The sale is on all weekend and concludes on Cyber Monday (Monday, December 2, 2013) at 11:59 PST. Remember that PST is actually three hours behind EST, so that would really be 2:59AM EST. Confused yet? Me too. Not sure why Onnit chose to list these times in two time zones, but there you have it. Visit onnit.com sometime this weekend after midnight tonight (but before midnight on Monday night) and you can save up to 25% off everything.

Onnit 180 Drink Mix Now Available!

Onnit 180 Drink Mix Now Available!I’m on holidays this week so I’ve been away from the computer, but I thought I’d type up this quick blog post to let everyone know that Onnit 180 drink mix powder is now available! I first wrote about this months ago–late spring or early summer, if I remember correctly–so this is a long time coming. I’ve been really excited about this product!

So in a nutshell, Onnit 180 is a rejuvenating drink mix that’s filled with vitamins and nutrients. I first heard Aubrey talk about Onnit 180 on Joey Diaz’s podcast The Church of What’s Happening Now and he said that it is a great product for anyone who suffers from jet lag, or for when you’re hungover. It’s actually like a few Onnit supplements combined: you get the cognitive enhancing and neurotransmitter benefits of Alpha Brain, the adaptogens from Shroom Tech Sport, 5-HTP from New Mood, along with minerals to boost the immune system and some new ingredients as well. Basically Onnit 180 is great for any situation where the body feels stress, like jet lag and hangovers of course, but when you’re feeling down or when you need Alpha Brain’s effects to hit you faster than taking the supplement in capsule form.

Onnit 180 powder drink mix is now available on the Onnit website and it comes in boxes of 10. It’s priced at about $30 for a box of 10, which can seem expensive, but keep in mind this isn’t Kool-Aid. It’s also not medicine, but you should treat it that way: taking it only when you need, not when you’re thirsty. Having a box at the office, at home, and one for the suitcase will ensure that you’re always covered when stress from flying, drinking, or working becomes overwhelming.

Last Chance to Save 16% Off Supplements at Onnit!

Last Chance to Save 16% Off Supplements at Onnit!At the time of writing, there is currently just under 15 hours left to save 16% off any of the supplements available at Onnit. As far as I know, this only applies to the Onnit-branded supplements, so anything that doesn’t carry an Onnit logo you won’t be able to save money on. That being said, all the “greatest hits” in the Onnit supplement catalog qualify for the discount, including Alpha Brain, Shroom Tech Immune (protection from the impending cold and flu season), Shroom Tech Sport, New Mood, along with the T+ testosterone booster. The Onnit supplements page has a full list of everything that’s available.

To take advantage of the supplement sale and save yourself 16% off your order, just enter in the Onnit coupon code FALL16 during the checkout process.  You have until 11:59 CST tonight, which is 12:59AM EST or 9:59PM PST.

(Update 10/28/13: The Onnit Zombie Bell Kettlebells are now available!) On another Onnit-related note, the Zombie Bell has NOT been released yet. I’m seeing in my stats that a few people have found Tight Lightning while looking for the undead kettlebell, but the zombie bell isn’t out yet. I haven’t listened to the latest episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, but me thinks Joe must have mentioned it. At any rate, as soon as it’s released, I’ll have all the details, pictures, and links available here.

Save 16% Off All Onnit Supplements

Save 16% Off All Onnit SupplementsThe 25% off fitness gear sale at Onnit ended yesterday and right on its heels Onnit has started a new sale, this time slashing the prices of its supplements by 16%. The idea for this sale is that you’re going to be eating a lot of garbage over the holidays with Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas all falling within the next 10 weeks, so you might as well eat better and work out before you go off the rails.

So what can you save money on? the classics like Alpha Brain, Shroom Tech Immune (great for the upcoming cold and flu season), Shroom Tech Sport, New Mood, along with the T+ testosterone booster, and some other stuff as well. Check out the Onnit supplements page for a full listing.

To save 16% off Onnit supplements you need to enter in the coupon code FALL16 during the checkout process. This is not like the fitness sale where prices were automatically lowered, so you’ll need to enter in the code FALL16 to save some money. This sale ends in a little under a week on October 16, 2013 at 11:59 CST, which is 12:59AM EST or 9:59PM PST.

Onnit Total Primate Care Back in Stock!

Onnit Total Primate Care Back in Stock!As of June 19, 2014 Onnit Total Primate Care is back in stock! Save $30 off the regular price when you buy a 30-day supply!

Onnit Total Primate Care (or Onnit TPC for short) has been out of stock for a long while. Apparently it’s a very popular product, and it’s easy to see why. Total Primate Care gives you a wide range of Onnit’s human optimization products in one convenient package.

The nice thing about Onnit Total Primate Care is that it takes any of the thinking out of taking your supplements. It may seem like a trivial thing, but when you’re taking a wide range of supplements each day and you have a lot of other things on your mind, you may forget to take some, or take them and not remember that you did! Onnit TPC makes this easy.

For those who don’t know, what Onnit Total Primate Care does is provide you with a wide range of supplements in day and night packs. You can buy Onnit TPC in 15 day and 30 day supplies. So, the 15 day supply would contain 30 packages: 15 day and 15 night, and the 30 day pack has 60 packages: 30 day and 30 night. Each of the packs contains capsules of Onnit products like New Mood, Shroom Tech Immune, Alpha Brain, Shroom Tech Sport, and more. Click here for a full breakdown of the supplements in the day and night packs.

As I said, the advantage to Onnit TPC is that it’s fool proof. Throw a pack in your bag before you leave for the day and you’re set. Put a pack by your bedside so you don’t forget to take it at night. It’s easy, the supplements will make you feel better, and Onnit Total Primate Care is far cheaper than buying all of the supplements individually.

Celebrate Shark Week with Onnit!

Celebrate Shark Week with Onnit!I’ve never fully understood shark week. Maybe that’s because I’m Canadian and as far as I know, we don’t have it up here. Or maybe it’s because I don’t have cable or satellite so I’m not exposed to whatever channel shark week is on. Either way, I’m aware of what it is and realize it’s become a bit of a thing the good ol’ U-S of A, almost like a national holiday.

Onnit is taking advantage of shark week’s popularity and offering up a bit of a deal to celebrate. For a limited time only you can purchase a bottle of Shroom Tech Sport at 25% off its regular retail price and you get a badass shark T-shirt to sweeten the deal. The savings on Shroom Tech Sport is cool enough, but the shirt is one that I would actually wear. Too often brands will put out clothing with their logos splashed across the front or back, but this one isn’t like that. It’s just a great shirt, as you can see in the picture above. It’s a gigantic print of a shark ready to chomp down on your dick with a subtle Shroom Tech Sport logo above. Nice and understated.

This Shark Week package is available for a limited time only, so hit up the Onnit website and act quickly.

Why I Miss Cigarettes

Why I Miss CigarettesThere are many reasons why smoking is awful for you and everyone knows what they are. Aside from all the negative effects on your health, they can make you feel like shit and make you smell even worse. I used to smoke up to a pack a day, and aside from all the bad things about smoking, there are some reasons why I miss smoking.

For one, cigarettes help suppress your appetite. That’s likely why so many models smoke. You wake up, light up a smoke, and you’re good for an hour or so. Have another one and a cup of coffee, and you don’t even really feel that hungry. I would go hours and hours on just coffee and cigarettes and would feel fine. At that point in my life, I was around 140 lbs. and stood 6′ tall, which is probably unhealthy. But I looked good!

Another thing I miss about smoking is the boost in energy and focus. I found that smoking a cigarette was like a kick in my ass that would help me focus on whatever it was I was doing, whether it was cleaning my house, writing a blog post, or whatever other task was at hand. I would also use cigarettes as a reward, allowing myself to have one whenever I completed another chore on my to-do list for the day.

Obviously I realize that quitting smoking was a wise decision and that my body would thank me in the long run. Nevertheless, there are times when I wish that I could light one up to help curb my appetite or use them as motivation to complete a list of tasks that I need to finish. Still, the negatives outweigh any positives, and now I have to look for other healthier ways to help curb my appetite and to keep me motivated to work throughout each day. Believe it or not, things like Alpha Brain and Shroom Tech Sport can help in the areas of energy and focus, but I do miss the ritual of lighting one up each morning with a hot cup of coffee.

What are Cordyceps Mushrooms?

What are Cordyceps Mushrooms?Joe Rogan has spoken many times at great length on his podcast The Joe Rogan Experience about mushrooms and how they can benefit those who take them. I’m not going to get into any of the psychedelic mushrooms that Joe consumes, but rather the cordyceps mushrooms he has talked about on numerous occasions. These mushrooms do not contain psilocybin and will not transport your soul to another dimension.

Cordyceps mushrooms (also known as cordyceps sinensis) have been used for centuries in China as not only a way to promote good health, but also as an ingredient for cooking. Nothing strange about that, right? Well, when you consider that cordyceps mushrooms grow on the larva of the ghost moth, you may think twice about adding some to your next soup or broth.

At least that’s how Joe likes to describe how wild cordyceps mushrooms grow, but they can also be grown on dead silk worms, or on rye grain, millet, or rice. The highest quality cordyceps mushrooms are grown on moths, then silk worms, and finally rye grain, followed by millet or rice. It’s not uncommon for cordyceps mushrooms found in capsule form or as an ingredient in supplements to be of the latter varieties. Obviously it would be difficult to mass produce a supplement using only product harvested from caterpillars.

There are a wide range of benefits to taking cordyceps mushrooms or a supplement that uses them as an ingredient, such as Shroom Tech Sport. Centuries ago, cordyceps mushrooms were used to promote good health, to treat fatigue, and also to increase energy in those participating in physically demanding activities or jobs, much like the Tibetan sheep herders Joe has mentioned many times. Today, people from all walks of life can continue to benefit from cordyceps mushrooms by adding a few capsules to their daily nutrition regimen.

New and Improved Onnit T+ Recipe

New and Improved Onnit T+ RecipeI got an email from Onnit the other day saying that the T+ testosterone booster supplement is now back in stock. Some people found it to be a little too sweet for their tastes, and it sounds like Onnit has listened to them. A new recipe is used and it now has an improved taste. I can’t comment on this as I haven’t tried the new and improved T+ but when I get my hands on some, I’ll post a review. If you haven’t yet tried it out, or if your current supply is running low, you can head over to the Onnit website and order some up.

Onnit has also created some bundle packs for those of you who like saving money. The Muscle Builder pack includes T+ and the Hemp Force protein powder at nearly $15 off. The 30 Days to Six Pack bundle has Bullet Proof Upgraded coffee, Bulletproof MCT Oil, two jars of Shroom Tech Sport, and T+ at a savings of nearly $30. There’s also a new non-T+ bundle called Powerful Pantry, which saves you $10 and includes a box of Tanka bars, a bottle of stevia sweetener, a jar of pink Himilayan salt, and a jar each of the new Walnut Almond Cashew butter and the Macadamia Cacao Cherry butter.